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Lights Demotivational Poster

JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.

TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by BMatt

Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
Well played.


TAGS: amish christmas lights
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - December 15, 2012, 4:12 pm

er, Amisha was s'posed to be Amish. I've been struck by the typo gremlin.
Silverheart - December 15, 2012, 4:11 pm

Amish shun (most) technology, and all adornments. So, despite some Amisha and Mennonite communities even havin electricity, they wouldn't put up decorative lights, nor even candles. Just saying.
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:19 am
Wouldn't it be a candle?
MissPriss - December 13, 2012, 11:48 am
First 5L chuckle of the day.


TAGS: star wars lightsaber
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:49 am
Hell yeah indeed!
forseti - February 2, 2012, 2:35 am
hell yeah!

JEDI SQUIRRELS - Is there *anything* George won't try to add to the movies?

TAGS: starwars jedi squirrels lucas lightsaber
Rating: 4.14/5

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demonranger - March 10, 2012, 4:47 pm
obviously he wil put anything in


TAGS: canadians flashlights
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 6, 2011, 7:30 am

crankyhead - July 5, 2011, 8:34 pm
knock knock....... who's there?..... Canada....... Canada who?...... Can a dang tourist not take his flashlight out for an evening stroll without upsetting the natives? 5L Airman =)
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 8:21 pm
hers got bleeped?
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 7:11 pm
Flasher? Haha! Get it? Get it? Eh, sorry. 5L
spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:22 pm
LOL! Slow news day.

REDNECKS - We love the Christmas season too

TAGS: christmas redneck lights
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by MacMogan

fascistfrenchman - November 9, 2011, 5:52 am
Now that's a clever use of Christmas lights, unless you get ticketed by the electric company for poaching. 4 Lions (-1 for the poor quality of the picture).

HE DOESN'T TURN THE LIGHTS ON.... - he turns the dark off.

TAGS: lights chuck norris
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by longnose

longnose - June 5, 2011, 1:28 am
only Chuck knows dude...
GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 7:24 pm
What's a dark off? And how/why would you want to turn it?

JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!

REVENGE OF THE NERDS - It's going to end in a lightsaber gang bang.

REDNECK CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - And, yes they are tampons.



LIGHTSABERS - Everything's cooler with them.

HOT POTATO - Fresh from I-da-Ho and shaved just the way you like. What more could a man ask for?

TAGS: a game for spud lovers everywhere turn the lights low shaved clean
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:19 pm
An hourglass figure.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2010, 10:04 pm
one hell of a sexy potato

INSTRUCTIVE - After you buy the replacement, place it carefully on the base of the sword

A NIGHT ON THE TOWN. - Why stay home tonight honey? Let's go clubbing!

TAGS: big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
Rating: 2.88/5

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moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 1:01 am
has to be the sheep 1. 5 preemptive lions.
TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 12:59 am
Its nice to be encouraged i have 1 in the approval q and i don't want to let you guys down.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 12:57 am
Ah, 2.9 the sign of a truly good motifake.
TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 12:55 am
Thanks Mo TheTrashHeap is a much happier persona than Canuck was. TheTrashHeap just wants to enjoy motifake. TheTrashHeap has spoken
MO - June 13, 2009, 12:52 am
Trash...I sea what you did there....3 times in one comment! And I give it my whole hearted seal of approval!!!!
MO - June 13, 2009, 12:40 am
Me thinks that you boys are missing the golden rule! The younger the seal....the tighter it is!!! And as you all know... everybody loves.....wait...for......it....you know it's coming.....A TIGHT SEAL!!!!!!!
moooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 12:32 am
puns=lowest form of humour. except political jokes,Chuck Norris jokes,mindfucks and anything WTFO posts..........All in good fun WTFO don't use your military contacts to hunt me down and club me.
TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 12:27 am
I don't harbour some repressed love for seals! Don't harp at me I aint lion!
BoneCD - June 12, 2009, 4:31 pm
A what?
Sean - June 12, 2009, 4:28 pm
Dude's a sealopaedophile ... that's sooo (understandably) wrong.
LogicDude - June 12, 2009, 4:22 pm
This is a BABY seal...he's waaaay too young to go clu-ooooooh...that is so wrong.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2009, 1:47 pm
Also, Love the Dennis Leary reference tags.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2009, 1:43 pm
I see what you did there. 5 Lions

RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.


TAGS: highlights is getting sophisticated
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 3:55 pm
That's something fur us to think about
rerun - November 11, 2009, 3:54 pm

can you use more "B" words?
Derek - November 11, 2009, 3:44 pm
But would a bear's bare butt look quite so bare?
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 3:12 pm
MP rerun...we are in this together bro
rerun - November 11, 2009, 3:10 pm

thanks - plenty of good posters around. I will get the next one.
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 2:55 pm
If you want to give rerun credit for this, then please do Mr. M!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 2:45 pm

no big deal. glad Bone made the cut.
motifake - November 11, 2009, 2:41 pm

Almost rejected this one too, but figured enough time passed. If youre unlucky, someone used your pic the day before
rerun - November 11, 2009, 2:16 pm

hey - important thing is a Timmy didn't post it. Great minds think alike, just different mods see different things. I gave it 5L.
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 1:56 pm
No way rerun...sorry about that!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 1:53 pm

hmmm, I submitted this exact pic last week, almost word for word text and rejected due to "pic recently used". BoneCD gets the points.


TAGS: city lights night thx verdeckt
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by forseti

supplyfishy - August 20, 2011, 2:17 am
only if its for the sex. he just lost a bet to her and owed her money... or at least that's how to enplane it in court
RonE - August 19, 2011, 2:52 am
nah, gambling, another vice.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 18, 2011, 1:35 pm
wouldn't that count as prostitution?


TAGS: obama mace windu star wars lightsaber
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Luke

Chompers - November 10, 2010, 11:18 pm
Hey joseph, check out the forums next chance you get. The community might want to get to know you. Kthxbye
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:17 pm

NICE THOUGHT BUT... - Sometimes compliments can be taken the wrong way.

TAGS: christmas lights
Rating: 2.18/5

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DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 1:15 pm
......and now including this one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:14 am
Sorry man, I'm not criticizing. How could you have seen every poster? That's impossible. Only Logicdude has seen them all.....and fapped to every one.
Jarhead - December 6, 2009, 10:07 am
Sorry I have not seen everything here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:05 am
pic overused......But It was a nice thought.


TAGS: force trumps gat sword day would be incomplete without lightsabers
Rating: 4.13/5

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Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:27 pm
That kind of stuff is always good to hear. (read) One can't help but feel sorry for the droids, though. lol Swords pwn every modern weapon. I don't know why we keep making missiles.
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 6:19 pm
Roger Roger 5/5
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:15 am
nice, 5L
palmat - January 9, 2010, 6:48 am
great one B :>
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:39 am
Thanks, guys. This is how you know droids aren't self-aware. If they were, they'd bust out runnin'.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 2:34 am
Nice one Bart, 5 nervous looking droids.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:48 am
Love it!!! 5L

LIGHTSABRE FIGHTS - Because fencing is SO Beijing Olympics.

GEEKS - They are everywhere, dammit!

NAVY AVIATION - Off we goooooo! Under the wet blue yonder!

TAGS: august challenge ocean flights of fancy
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

ICEMAN - February 6, 2010, 12:40 am
Screw Marvin & his Wankerstein. 5L
LogicDude - November 2, 2009, 3:02 pm
If only we could vote on Marvin's inability to get the joke...
Marvin Wankerstein - November 2, 2009, 2:10 am
1 for excessive lameness. It's not called aviation when you are navigating under water.
Lamango - September 2, 2009, 2:23 am
... That won't make it five feet from port.

MY COCK WARMERS - Sometimes mistaken for lightsabers

TAGS: cockwarmers lightsbaers
Rating: 3.25/5

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KRoNiK - December 23, 2008, 7:43 pm
XD at sean
Fatty - December 22, 2008, 4:45 pm
FTW - Sean....
Sean - November 25, 2008, 7:13 pm
Anonymous - November 25, 2008, 7:10 pm
Damn. That must be one tight-fisted wanker to need such long, skinny warmers.
barry forton - November 25, 2008, 11:38 am
did you come in the purple one?

YEAH, IT'S PINK - You got a problem with that?

TAGS: mace windu pink lightsabre
Rating: 2.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:04 pm
Around the survivors, a perimeter, create.
Bartimaeus - October 9, 2009, 6:24 pm
*took place*...damn typos.
Bartimaeus - October 9, 2009, 6:23 pm
Yes, the Bible is a book too. Everyone knows Star Wars is based on a true story; the story took a place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 6:12 pm
Ricky Ricardo... you DO know that it's amovie, right? Based on a book, right?
Rick - October 9, 2009, 6:06 pm
Purple, not pink dude. Mace would kick your ass calling it pink
Woodywood03a - October 8, 2009, 7:32 pm
It is what ever color you want it to be brother.
rogueagent - October 8, 2009, 5:08 pm
*Cough* Purple *Cough* *Cough* *Cough*

LACK OF FAITH - god finds it disturbing

TAGS: star wars religion faith god jesus lightsaber adunai
Rating: 2.61/5

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Silcas - August 20, 2009, 4:27 pm
It's all about using the Schworts!
walkerofskies - January 12, 2009, 11:07 am
thing about my penis is that it IS a lightsaber. It impresses people but my relationships with women are hard to say the least I mean you have to go out and get the carbonian condom and do not even start with me about trying to have kids.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 12:38 am
I always get naked for lightsaber duels. The tattoo on my thigh of Darth Maul making out with Martha Stewart is always distracting to the Sith.
manicbranic - January 7, 2009, 2:03 pm
I most certainly would not expose my bare penis in a lightsaber fight....


ultimate showdown -

WITH A LIGHTSABER - You can get away with everything


TAGS: northern lights great white north beer hoser
Rating: 4.65/5

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Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:57 am
Agreed, but that is where the loving wife or gf plays a key role. 5L


TAGS: lights camera action stalker cubby
Rating: 4.61/5

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5150monkeylove - March 21, 2011, 3:00 am
Being buried under 2 tons of snow has warped your perceptions of reality yet again. Or are you running out of maple syrup and fake bacon again? (I hear it causes insanity in you people)
agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 2:02 am
crankyhead - March 21, 2011, 1:43 am
or "I'm from Oregon"
agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 12:33 am
It would've saved a little time if you just typed "I have no imagination or sense of humor"
CaptJosh - March 21, 2011, 12:18 am
Not that it really matters. This is sadly and very obviously composited from two very different shots.
Iconoclast - March 4, 2011, 4:36 pm
I would be at least a little worried that she might kick her legs ......... looks like she has a grip with her left hand for HER safety. Great Motifake, anyway.


TAGS: santana leave your lights on
Rating: 4.4/5

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gas - February 27, 2012, 9:52 am
really nice tribute


TAGS: lightspeed gods speed
Rating: 4.35/5

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Greeny - February 22, 2011, 11:08 pm
nOt EvEn ClOsE
Donkasaurus - February 22, 2011, 10:45 pm
It might also be funnier if he didn't capitalize every single word...even ones that aren't capitalized in titles.
agdaniele - February 22, 2011, 10:36 pm
This would be funnier if you weren't in your 30s


TAGS: free lightsaber rides
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Who Cares?

agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 12:31 am
Nothing gay about that!
phydeaux - March 8, 2010, 12:27 am
Phydeaux - a wholly owned subsidiary of Chompers Inc.
Chompers - March 7, 2010, 9:36 pm
Is this the start of a van war? IT'S ON!!!!!!!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:34 pm
must be a mutiny, or leveraged buyout
Who Cares? - March 7, 2010, 9:34 pm
This way he doesn't have to borrow Chomper's van.
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:32 pm

WFT, everybody getting a van?


TAGS: lights
Rating: 3.75/5

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culos - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
You are right, this is borderline racist and amsomely stoopid. Please cease and desist!
Treehodger - March 5, 2010, 5:30 pm
You know, this brings an interesting point. I don't mean to sound racist, but why do black people hate to be called "colored", yet they want to be represented by the National Association for the Advancement of COLORED People?
Fatt Matt - March 5, 2010, 4:41 pm
Design concepts by David Duke. +5

LIONS MAKE YOU BRAVE - Giants give you faith. Death is a charade. You don't have to feel safe,

LIVING IN TEEPEES AT -37F . . . - . . .naaaaahhhh, I'm good. If you need me, I'll be in Cancun.

TAGS: northern lights teepees canada yukon cold frozen cancun
Rating: 3.25/5

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snyderguyz - November 9, 2009, 6:34 pm
Actually, I live in Minnesota - the Cancun reference was for humor. However, before Obama takes all my $$ I'd like to see both the Yukon and NW territories. P.S. Already have visited Toronto, Montreal,Ottawa, Halifax and B.C-Canada is a fun place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:52 pm
They call that water as well.
CANADA - November 9, 2009, 4:48 pm
and leave that gut rot whiskey you drink at home too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
I think they call that Water....
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:16 pm
Canadian beer that is, not the stuff you Americans consider beer.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:15 pm
Bring beer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:12 pm
Well, If you ever man up and feel you can take a little cold you're welcome to visit.

SOLAR FLARES - Activity on the Sun that may one day seal our doom.

TAGS: also helps create northern lights the tv show
Rating: 2.7/5

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Derek - May 27, 2010, 5:38 pm
- Or even the inactivity. We're fussy like that.

hall lights -

TAGS: door lights shadow
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 1, 2014, 11:10 pm

Afraid of the Lights -

TAGS: afraid dark electricity afraid lights
Rating: 4.93/5

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MashiMashi - May 21, 2013, 8:54 pm
I'm afraid of hot-water, lights just paint the ceiling glossy white


TAGS: justin bieber mug shot lights on nobody home
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 24, 2014, 1:50 am
Friends of mine did to their dog; absolutely priceless, lol!
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 9:42 pm
On a serious note; ever get yer dog snockered? Hilarious
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 9:29 pm
Hey! Canines shouldn't be drinkin' :-D
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 2:45 am
Not if yer his celly…and, heh, he may never know what came over him. Win win. Man, cheap scotch tastes like cheap scotch.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 1:33 am
That's a bad thing if you're headed to prison - am I right? Haha! Ahem.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 1:32 am
Glad you and your friend liked it. :-D
GaryO - February 21, 2014, 9:55 pm
Dang he's purdy
MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 8:55 pm
I read this to my friend in Toronto. We're both non-bielebers, so you got a good 5L laugh from us.


SEARS PORTRAIT STUDIO - creating beautiful memories that last forever (don't forget your coupon)

TAGS: this will need some lights
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Airman

showmeone - April 1, 2011, 8:50 am
...shhh more Christian art..
motinet - September 29, 2010, 8:39 pm

rerun - September 29, 2010, 7:30 pm

Jay & I thank you, Iam glad you got his good side

GREY'S MOM - loves to bring out his baby pictures

TAGS: under the bili lights
Rating: 4.5/5

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ICEMAN - March 18, 2010, 5:23 pm
5 lil stingers.
GreyScorpion - March 18, 2010, 3:34 pm
Wasn't I Cuuuute!! 5L!!



HONG KONG - I'm Guessing They Dont Like Street Lights


HALO HEADLIGHTS - the tell tale sign of a fag

TAGS: headlights halo projector
Rating: 2.69/5
James - January 6, 2009, 9:33 am
.... i suppose you all drive hondas then? lol
Culos - December 16, 2008, 2:24 pm
As the original poster said, BMW is German for Fag
Tony USAF - December 16, 2008, 2:23 pm
Or someone that owns a BMW since they come stock on them... retard.

ART - Great, until people drive up and stare

TAGS: art lights fail stupid
Rating: 1.88/5

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Claire - June 29, 2009, 1:07 am
Can you say traffic jams?

Worries -

christmas lights -


TAGS: christmas lights on palm tree
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 4, 2015, 3:07 pm

FONT CHOICE - You might want to rethink that one....

MOTHER NATURE - She Must Be P.M.S'ing